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Minecraft: How to Defeat a Desert Temple

The dessert temple hides the valuable treasure called "ice cream". Kings want this desert and I am going to tell you how to do it. Oops I mean (Say in a scary voice) The desert temple hides a forbidden treasure only the best can get it and get out alive! (Piano playing and lightning strike). Hey you're doing the wrong tune you should play a scary piano tune not the alphabet............ Never mind here's the tutorial on how to defeat the dessert temple eehheem... the desert temple! (Say the desert temple in a scary voice).

Ok so first find the secret entrance, got it. Now dig your way to the bottom on the sides of the walls of the secret entrance, got it. Now destroy the pressure plate to avoid exploding, got i... "We got it already!" Yeah sure fine whatever! Now get the ice crea... I mean the loot from the chest. 
Pro Tip: Get the TNT from the bottom to get more resources.
Another Pro Tip: If you think that takes too long just fall right in just make sure you don't fall into the pressure plate or else... KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(Catching Breath)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

I'm glad that's over with. "Get with the tutorial already!" Fine *Whispers "So demanding people." "We heard that!" Ok fine how did you even hear me when I was whispering. Wait, the tutorial is over YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS(Catches Breath)SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 
(Person stands) "Wait how about the tutorial about PVP you promised!
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




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